Bad news for Friendster.
I’ve switched blog~! wahaha.. my new blog is here and i will only give a link here everytime i update that blog for all of u friendster fan out there. gd bye blog~!! and say hello to new blog~!!!
wahaha
-Fysh-
p/s the new one has still few tweaks i need to customize so bear wit me…
To those who regretfully read my blog posts…
im in the phase of my studies where time is of the essence, so the amount of kudos spent here should be lessen by the moment of tribunal efford that have been sought within the discourse of my enlightened pursuit of perfection in the realm of built enviroment…
to make it simple- im too damn bz now wit assigments and stuffs, so i got no time to update my blog from now untill end of my semester (that should be about 2 months ++) plus im lazy to write… so for those who actually read my blog posts, i’ll c u next time, for those who didnt read it; why in the hell r u reading this right now? bugger off~! simple aiight?
ok.. im done…
-Bz Fysh-
Stole this one from the buletin board again.. haha… lets see.. how many things i’ve done out of the list… 125 i think…
Message: Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(x) done weed
(x) kissed(cheek or lips/french) a member of the
same sex
( ) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 4
Level 2
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 9
Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent’s house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them
back
(?) been arrested (well, almost haha)
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 11
Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 14
Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of your FRIENSTER
friends
( ) been to Paris
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 6
Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
(!) been snowboarding (i want to soo badly!)
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(x) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 18
Level 7
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/like someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 23
Level 8
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up (uggh… don’t ask)
SO FAR: 28
Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 31
Level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else’s ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) killed a snake
SO FAR: 36
Level 11
(x) been tickled(a lot)
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer
SO FAR: 41
Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 44
Level 13
( )had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 48
Level 14
(x) hated the way you look ( sumtimes )
(x) witnessed a crime
(x) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 52
Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world (no chance)
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 56
Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently coloured with crayons/colored
pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 61
Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of
your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 65
Level 18
( ) written a letter to Santa Clause
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x)watched the sun set with someone you
care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 68
Level 19
(x) crashed a party
(x)have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of
people
(x) gone roller skating/ blading
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey (that’s just wrong)
SO FAR: 72
Level 20
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge (well.. there’s a river at the bottom)
( ) screamed "penis" at a football game.
(x) swimming with dolphins (wild ones)
SO FAR: 74
Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes (it was a dare~! honest~!)
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 78
Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) can do a one-handed cartwheel (used to)
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night (all hte freakin time)
SO FAR: 82
Level 24
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x)are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 86
Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes(in a
lifetime)
( ) gone streaking ( i dont want to make people blind or emotionally scarred)
( ) been in jail
SO FAR: 87
87/125
hey, my life aint that bad afterall… haha.. there are few more things i would like to do though.. like bungee jumping, skydiving, diving at great barrier reef, visiting the famous architecture in the world and last but not least is to have a family… haha.. i want to do lotsa things~!!!
-Funktastic Fysh-
Things I do not understand but I do not wish to know. The hate list continues.
There are some things that I just do not understand. What makes girls/woman obsessed with being thin? What the heck man? I’ve had a chat wit my lil’ sis (non genetic related sis) back in M’sia using MSN® and she was thinking to make her self more thin. This is not the first time I heard this from many of the girl/woman friends… they all looked perfectly nice just the way they are but they are all obsessed with being as thin as a plywood~!! Damn~! The example given to me by my lil’ sis was she wants to be like Devon Aoki… you know? The one in 2 fast 2 furious or something like that… I mean what??? It’s Devon‘freakin plywood’ Aoki? These gals are so freakin thin that I could not see them sideways. I’ve been talking about how windy is Perth lately and I’ll tell you what I see flying here; skirts (woohoo~!) clothes, hats, newspaper, small children and also thin models. Yeah~! Freakin thin models are flying around in the wind. (Just imagine a scene from twister, where the cows fly) here in Aust they (and I heard this one from the radio news) have banned these grotesquely thin models from doing the runway catwalk. This is coz they are deemed unhealthy and required to go heath check. That is how bad a freakin thin gal nowadays, need to undergo health checks. so whats wrong with these other gals? Why cant they see that they are perfectly fine and healthy? Why would you want to be damn thin~!!! Arghh~!
It’s not like my lil’ sis is an obese gal. She has perfectly healthy petit figure with no extra flab of fat anywhere in sight yet she still want to be thinner? I just don’t get it. I got another gal fren who is already thin, yet she still complained that she is fat. What is going on here? Are these gals are too obsessed with the magazines that they read and the models they watched from the TV that they cant see what’s in front of them? Are they blind? or blinded? or are they just too dumb or ignorant? They have a complete body with two hands and 2 legs and all a normal person would ask for. But still they are not satisfied?
I call these people ungrateful.
Yes, they are all ungrateful. There are plenty of people out there that are not as fortunate as you, people on wheel chairs, disabled people, and people with difficulties all their life and not to mention those obese gals in schools and colleges that have a very low self esteem. How do you think they all feel? They would just kill just to be like you, not to mention all the models in the world. What I’m saying is that; just love your self or at lease learn to love your self. God make you the way you are. Some of these girls are born that way, they are that skinny and some of them are that fat. No matter what you trying to do, you will still be you. Don’t get me started with these anorexic gals and those who go under the knife point just to feel pretty. If you feel pretty from the inside then it does not matter. Why would you want to be someone else? You want to be accepted? Accept yourself first, respect yourself then people will respect you. You don’t need to be something that you aren’t. but in the end… who am I to say?
-Fat Fysh-
"Lonely Day"
Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It’s a day that I can’t stand
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Such a lonely day
Shouldn’t exist
It’s a day that I’ll never miss
Such a lonely day
And its mine
The most loneliest day of my life
And if you go, I wanna go with you
And if you die, I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
Life
Such a lonely day
And its mine
It’s a day that I’m glad I survived
-Fysh-
I got this one from an email, so might want to share with whoever is reading this senseless blog… I love it; I think it’s good and should be done my many people around the world… ha-ha
A LESSON FOR ALL EMPLOYEES WHO WORK WITH RUDE CUSTOMERS!!!
Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin’s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a Long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be NOW". The attendant replied, "I’m sorry sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these people first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F… You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to get in line for that too."
-Fysh-
a pump…
it sucks air and blows into the tyre/ball/baloon..watever…yeah, its corny and not funny, so what? blow me… haha..
anyways, lotsa stuffs been happening in the last few weeks; i got no idea what to write, the merdeka celebration, my fav aussie Mr Croc hunter has gone to a better place… maybe croc heaven? who knows…and the latest thing that both sucks and blows is that my uni (which is Curtin!!!) decides to block Friendster from uni online access… so i can’t update my blog every morning anymore… it sucks man… ohh well.. they say its against their policy and friendster falls under "personal/dating services" category which makes it non educational purposes.. so, gd bye friendster.. haha…ohh well…
i still have no idea what to write.. been bz model makin for my special topic "Critical House 2010" sounds fancy eh? yeah.. but its not.. it sucks.. and confusing… still havent do my models for design though.. haih~ more more more…. its not that i do not enjoy model making… its the "making" part that i got no time to do.. haha… got to start soon~!!
merdeka celebration here? didnt go. nuff said… was working though.. happey belated 49th independence day M’sia… like.. yeah.. woohooo… and stuffs… i never was the patriotic type… im not sure why… maybe coz i hate history… or maybe i dun c the unity in our country anymore… we always talk abt racism and shit and what not on other country… but this is my advice to the gov of M’sia "Take a Good Gawd Damn look at M’sia" things are not as nice as it seems… dont get me started on that one… i might be labeled as pengkhianat negara or something… treason.. haha… bring it on…
nevertheless.. its still my birth nation. "Tanah tumpahnya darah Ku…"-Negara Ku, Malaysian National Anthem. it means "Land where my blood was spilt". i’ve been singing that song from when its the slow orchestral version to the fast beat version to back at the slow version. i still love the slower version though…it gives me a sense of pride….i will still fight for my nation if it is needed. i will die for my birthplace if there’s any war on it. its my own oath to my birthplace. ode for my nation…
Negaraku
Negara ku, Tanah tumpahnya darah ku.
Rakyat hidup, Bersatu dan maju.
Rahmat bahgia, Tuhan kurniakan.
Raja kita, selamat bertahta.
-Fysh-
Duration of marriage influencing intimacy …
I got this one from an email, so I translated it into English (originally Malay) it’s kind of interesting and I still don’t have anything original to write about… ha-ha… lazy ass…
Before Sleep:
6 weeks: Good nite honey, sweet dreams my love… mmmuuaahhh….
6 months: Can you please turn off the lights? It’s glaring…
6 years: can’t you move a little bit? I need some space…
Using Toilet:
6 weeks: never mind, its okay, you go first. I’m not in a rush anyways
6 months: are you still in there?
6 years: Bang! Bang! Bang! (Banging of the door) go find a cave if you want to meditate~!
SMS Reply:
6 weeks: yes dear, I’m going to reach home soon… just bought your fav pastries
6 months: it’s the traffic…
6 years: k’…
Dating process:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months: Of course I love U.
6 years: if not? Then why I married you?
Back From Work:
6 weeks: Honey, I’m home….
6 months: I’m back…
6 years: What’s for dinner?
Gifts (anniversary):
6 weeks: Dearest, I hope u like that ring I bought you…
6 months: I bought this painting coz I thought it might suit the living room
6 years: Take these… buy what you want…
Phone:
6 weeks: Baby, there’s someone on the line that wants to talk to u…
6 months: Eh…your call…
6 years: Oooii… get the phone~! It’s ringing…
Cooking:
6 weeks: Wow~! This is great food~!
6 months: what are we having tonight?
6 years: what? This again?
Forgiveness:
6 weeks: Never mind, it’s okay. It’s already broken. We can always buy new one.
6 months: Careful~! You might break it~!
6 years: How many times I have to tell you~!
New Clothing:
6 weeks: My god~! You look like a goddess~!
6 months: New dress again?
6 years: How much more you spent on that one???
Holiday Planning:
6 weeks: How about if we go to the States? Or anywhere you like, honey?
6 months: Just go to the city… no flight hassle… easy.
6 years: Go where? Can’t you just stay at home? Wasting money…
TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what do we want to watch tonite?
6 months: Wait a minute, this is a story…
6 years: Stop flipping the channels~!
Well. Some of it might be true, but every couple may differ from another… just cherish your loved one. Love yourself first if you want to be loved by others… ha-ha…
-Fysh-
I got this little gem from the bulletin board and because it’s all so mushy/ lovey dovey and all I’m going to make fun of it. Coz that’s what I do. I make fun of everything… ha-ha… don’t like it? Bite me~! Ha-ha. The one in (…) is my comments on it.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
*Kiss on the Forehead —-"Forever you will be mine"
(That’s the only place I could kiss without wincing)
*Kiss on the Ear —"I’m horny"
(Indeed you are…)
*Kiss on the Cheek —"We’re friends"
(Or that was your mom… or your mom is your friend? Twisted…)
*Kiss on the Hand —"I adore you"
(My gosh, what a nice manicure~! I got to kiss that)
*Kiss on the Neck —"We belong together"
(Bloooood….! Btw, I’m a vampire. Is that ok with your parents?)
*Kiss on the Shoulder —"I want you"
(That’s kinda ticklish…oppss… did I punched you? My bad… Its reflexes)
*Kiss on the Lips —"I love you" OR "I want you"
(Nah, you’re just horny again… u pervert~! Ha-ha)
*Holding Hands —"We can learn to love each other"
(I just love your hands… and the manicure…)
*A wink —"Let’s get it on"
(And a sign that say that I’m a freakin’ pervert)
*Slap on the Butt —"That’s mine"
( Or a lawsuit brewing…)
*Playing with the Ear —"I can’t live without you"
(Btw, nice earrings…)
*Holding on tight —"Don’t let go"
(Please… let … me… breathe…)
*Looking into each other’s Eyes —"Don’t let go"
(“I thought your eyes were brown?”)
*Playing with Hair on Head —"Tell me you love me"
(And also u got split ends, dry hair not to mention dandruffs)
*Arms around the Waist —"I love you too much to let go"
(If u love someone, let them go. If they comes back – Dumbass. If they didn’t come back – You are a dumbass)
*Laughing while Kissing —"I am completely comfortable with you"
(And get a fresh mint while you at it…)
–Advice–
*If you’re kissing someone, close your eyes. It’s not nice to stare.
(Yeah… it’s not nice to poke either…)
*If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love.
(Or delusional…maybe a little psycho… but mostly delusional… ha-ha)
If you REALLY LIKE OR LOVE someone right now and MISS THEM and can’t get them out of your head
(I don’t know what happened here… the sentence just stopped like that…. But I’m sure its one of those “if u don’t resend this shit, it will haunt your life and u suck and will get bad luck and shit and stuffs and I rule… so there” kinda sentence.
-Fysh-
I’ve never seen soo many slogan in one place. haha.. Got this from a random slogan generator, just insert your name and voila~! instant slogan. You can get it here at; http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word ok?
Fysh Just Feels Right.
Fysh Is Our Middle Name.
You’ll Never Put A Better Bit Of Fysh On Your Knife.
Too Orangey for Fysh.
I Saw Fysh and I Thought of You.
Let Your Fysh Do The Walking.
We Want To Be Smiths Fysh.
You Too Can Have A Fysh Like Mine.
Don’t Just Book It, Fysh It.
They’re Waffly Fysh.
Silly Rabbit, Fysh is for Kids.
When You’ve Got Fysh, Flaunt It.
You Can’t Get Quicker Than a Fysh Fitter.
It Needn’t Be Hell With Fysh.
Fill It To The Rim With Fysh.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Fysh.
Making Fysh Taste Better.
Taste the Fysh.
We’re Always Low Fysh.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Fysh it is!
Fall Into The Fysh.
Take Two Bottles into the Fysh?
I Liked The Fysh So Much, I Bought The Company!
Things Go Better with Fysh.
Refreshes the Fysh Other Beers Cannot Reach.
My Anti-Drug is Fysh.
Get the Fysh Habit.
Behold the Power of Fysh.
Only a Fool Breaks the Fysh.
The Ultimate Fysh Machine.
Stop. Go. Fysh.
Time To Make The Fysh.
Drink a Pint a Fysh A Day.
Your Fysh, Right Away.
Your Flexible Fysh.
Fysh, the Other White Meat.
Come to Life. Come to Fysh.
Pure Fysh.
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Fysh.
To Our Members, We’re the Fourth Emergency Fysh.
Is It Live, Or Is It Fysh?
An Army of Fysh.
The Fysh For All Ages.
The Biggest Fysh Pennies Can Buy.
Great Fysh. Great Times.
All Fysh, All The Time.
It’s a Lot Less Fysh Than a Hover.
Because Fysh is Complicated Enough.
Go On, Get Your Fysh Out.
It’s a New Fysh Every Day.
Kids Will Do Anything For Fysh.
What’s In Your Fysh?
The Lighter Way To Enjoy Fysh.
You’ve Always Got Time For Fysh.
I Wish They All Could Be Fysh Girls.
Come One, Come All To Fysh.
Never Knowingly Fysh.
The Fysh That Refreshes.
A Taste For Fysh.
We Bring Fysh to Life.
Nothing Works Better Than a Fysh.
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fysh.
I’m Only Here For The Fysh.
Any Time, Any Place, Fysh.
Sharing the Fysh of your Life.
Don’t Be Vague. Ask for Fysh.
The Home of Fysh.
Just Like Fysh Used To Make.
Fresh from the Captain’s Fysh.
Run For The Fysh.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Fysh?
Can’t Do It In Real Life? Do It On Fysh.
Does the Hard Fysh for You.
More Fysh Please.
Try Fysh, You’ll Like It.
I Was a Fysh Weakling.
But I’d Rather Have a Bowl of Fysh.
Make Fysh Yours.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Fysh.
All The Fysh That’s Fit To Print.
Reach for the Fysh.
The Too Good to Hurry Fysh.
Ask the Man From the Fysh.
A Taste For Fysh.
Step Into The Fysh.
Tense, Nervous, Fysh?
You Can Really Taste The Fysh!
It’s That Fysh Feeling.
The Coolest Fysh on Ice.
The Joy of Fysh.
Every Bubble’s Passed Its Fysh.
Does She or Doesn’t She? Only Her Fysh Knows for Sure.
Cuts Fysh Time in Half.
Moving at the Speed of Fysh.
A Smooth-Running Fysh is a Relaxing Experience.
3-in-1 Protection for your Fysh.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Fysh.
Don’t You Just Love Being In Fysh?
Simple Impartial Fysh.
Fysh Wanted.
All You Need is a Fysh and a Dream.
Bet You Can’t Eat Fysh.
A Day Without Fysh is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Fysh - The Appetizer!
This Is Not Your Father’s Fysh.
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Fysh.
Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Fysh.
Snap! Crackle! Fysh!
Solutions For a Small Fysh.
Ding-Dong! Fysh Calling!
Washing Machines Live Longer With Fysh.
Mum’s Gone to Fysh.
Hope It’s Fysh, It’s Fysh, We Hope It’s Fysh…
Gotta Lotta Fysh.
Melts In Your Fysh, Not In Your Hand.
Which Twin has the Fysh?
Fysh with the Less Fattening Centres.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Fysh.
I Feel Like Fysh Tonight.
P-P-P-Pick Up A Fysh.
It’s the Fysh You Can See.
You Deserve A Fysh Today.
Keep That Fysh Complexion.
A Glass and a Half in Every Fysh.
Turn Loose The Fysh.
We’re with the Fysh.
Every Fysh Helps.
The Fysh of Champions.
Only Fysh Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Come to Life. Come to Fysh.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Fysh in Your Cup.
You’ve Always Got Time For Fysh.
I Bet He Drinks Fysh.
That’s Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Fysh.
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Fysh.
Daddy or Fysh?
Change Your Whole Fysh.
Fysh Is Good For You.
Only a Fool Breaks the Fysh.
Schtop! This Fysh is not Ready Yet!
-Fysh-
